just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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