She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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