How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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