yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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