Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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