Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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