Me too!
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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