Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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