Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
