just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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