nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Randomize
