yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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