is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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