Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Randomize
