I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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