try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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