glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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