i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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