i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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