ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
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