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OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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