Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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