hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
They took my balls.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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