There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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