did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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