SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
So vagazzling was a success
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Randomize
