i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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