Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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