Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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