I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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