I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
my phone needs a breathalizer
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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