I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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