Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
only if we run a train.
done.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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