Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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