just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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