So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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