Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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