so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Randomize
