i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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