I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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