It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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