I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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