According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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