You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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