i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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