Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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