I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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