ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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