I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I need to stop coming to work sober
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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