he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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