so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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